A libertarian is a republican who wants to smoke dope and get laid. View Comment

Let's say you're a police officer responding to a report of a domestic dispute. Wouldn't you like to know whether or not there's a gun in that house? Let's say your neighbor is having a loud party at 2am. Wouldn't you like to know if there's a gin in their house before you go over there and complain? Let's say you're a gun owner. Are you ashamed of that? If its your God given right to keep a gun in your home, wouldn't you want the whole world to know? If you think you are more likely to be burglarized if every body knows you have a gun in your home, why don't you keep your 50-inch flat screen Tv a secret? View Comment